Blog Post Two

 

Philippe

 

Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?

This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. What do they got in there? King Kong? Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.

I was part of something special. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Yes, Yes, without the oops! Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

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